A-Boy
I'm tired of this northern attitude
Everywhere that I go hipsters look at me rude
I need something real, true Christmas spirit
I'm gonna play this beat where I know they can hear it
Yeah I'm taking Christmas down to Tennessee
From Birmingham to Montgomery
Happy holidays, that's offensive to Jesus
Confederate flags, they're sure to please us
Punch you in the face if you read the New Yorker
If you read The Times, I'll call you a porker
The South's the best place in the universe
Fuck your alien nations and your leather man-purse
Europe ain't shit and the North ain't neither
For our Christmas dinner, we deep-fried a beaver
With some gravy on the side, here's some in a glass miss
We all love gravy that's the meaning of Christmas
Chorus (All)
It's Christmas ya'll, down in the south
Come on in, to our rip-roarin' house
We got food, and whiskey too
It's a very merry christmas with me and you
Lurdawg
We're from the SOUUUTHH, no one's got all the teeth in their mouth,
It doesn't matter with the family 'cause we're from the SOUUTHH
Paula Dean's my bitch, Jimmy Dean's my right hand stud
We be cookin' that rabbit, just like Elmer Fud
We're plain' that Bluegrass like it depends on our lives,
We hit the beats just like we hit our wives
There's enough weapons here to start a war
but today we're gathering to talk Christmas lore
It's Christmas time, all you jews stop your wining
we're getting' drunk, let's just say the moon is shining
Grandpa killed a possum, with the knife he got in 'nam
It's the other white meat, that's why it's our Christmas ham
Deep fried, pig rind, beef hyde, open wide,
that's how you know we're the legitimate south-side
We've got more jerky than the US Navy
and don't you know it's served with a side of gravy
Chorus (All)
It's Christmas ya'll, down in the South
There's gravy all, down in my mouth
We got food, and whiskey too
It's a very merry Christmas with me and you
Jo Rida
Yo it's Christmas ya'll, in the state of tennessee,
Open up that present, said what's it gonna be?
We'll have some turkey and some gravy
We all like gravy, we all like gravy!
We got that southern hospitality that christmas spirit
Now here's a list of people that we won't allow near us:
Jews, Muslims, and Buddhists too
If you from Mexico then you gotta go too
We don't like Injuns, the real ones and the red ones
If you come near our house then you gonna be dead ones
If you're from Canada, fuck you
If you're from Europe, fuck you also
Did I say no jews yet?
Hal, get me some more o that whiskey
Chorus (All)
It's Christmas ya'll, down in the South
There's gravy all, down in my mouth
We got food, and gravy too
It's a very merry Christmas with me and you
Boz-Dat
I heard that there's gravy I'm real glad you called
An AWWWWDICULOUS Christmas, about to be thawed
You can't rush our albums the haters will blush
When they sit down to dinner and the room goes a - hush
Spittin' our spits and twanging our twangers
AWWWWDICULOUS Christmas beats out those piff bangers
We call it the war of northern agression
And our dukes of hazard will you teach you a lesson
Our hist-ry aint' pretty but niether is yours
When after our whiskey we walk on all fours
A1 or Nutella ain't nothing like gravy
If I can't have my sister and make her my lady
Then I'll make my own gravy from scratch that'll doo
Grinded up cow feet shipped from Kalamazoo
Gravy gets poured on things good till they're great
On AWWWDICULOUS Christmas I know what I'll ate
Chorus (All)
Gravy Gravy, I love gravy,
Mmm Lemme get some of that gravy
Yes sir, nuthin like a big jar of gravy
It's finger-lickin' good
I'm tired of this northern attitude
Everywhere that I go hipsters look at me rude
I need something real, true Christmas spirit
I'm gonna play this beat where I know they can hear it
Yeah I'm taking Christmas down to Tennessee
From Birmingham to Montgomery
Happy holidays, that's offensive to Jesus
Confederate flags, they're sure to please us
Punch you in the face if you read the New Yorker
If you read The Times, I'll call you a porker
The South's the best place in the universe
Fuck your alien nations and your leather man-purse
Europe ain't shit and the North ain't neither
For our Christmas dinner, we deep-fried a beaver
With some gravy on the side, here's some in a glass miss
We all love gravy that's the meaning of Christmas
Chorus (All)
It's Christmas ya'll, down in the south
Come on in, to our rip-roarin' house
We got food, and whiskey too
It's a very merry christmas with me and you
Lurdawg
We're from the SOUUUTHH, no one's got all the teeth in their mouth,
It doesn't matter with the family 'cause we're from the SOUUTHH
Paula Dean's my bitch, Jimmy Dean's my right hand stud
We be cookin' that rabbit, just like Elmer Fud
We're plain' that Bluegrass like it depends on our lives,
We hit the beats just like we hit our wives
There's enough weapons here to start a war
but today we're gathering to talk Christmas lore
It's Christmas time, all you jews stop your wining
we're getting' drunk, let's just say the moon is shining
Grandpa killed a possum, with the knife he got in 'nam
It's the other white meat, that's why it's our Christmas ham
Deep fried, pig rind, beef hyde, open wide,
that's how you know we're the legitimate south-side
We've got more jerky than the US Navy
and don't you know it's served with a side of gravy
Chorus (All)
It's Christmas ya'll, down in the South
There's gravy all, down in my mouth
We got food, and whiskey too
It's a very merry Christmas with me and you
Jo Rida
Yo it's Christmas ya'll, in the state of tennessee,
Open up that present, said what's it gonna be?
We'll have some turkey and some gravy
We all like gravy, we all like gravy!
We got that southern hospitality that christmas spirit
Now here's a list of people that we won't allow near us:
Jews, Muslims, and Buddhists too
If you from Mexico then you gotta go too
We don't like Injuns, the real ones and the red ones
If you come near our house then you gonna be dead ones
If you're from Canada, fuck you
If you're from Europe, fuck you also
Did I say no jews yet?
Hal, get me some more o that whiskey
Chorus (All)
It's Christmas ya'll, down in the South
There's gravy all, down in my mouth
We got food, and gravy too
It's a very merry Christmas with me and you
Boz-Dat
I heard that there's gravy I'm real glad you called
An AWWWWDICULOUS Christmas, about to be thawed
You can't rush our albums the haters will blush
When they sit down to dinner and the room goes a - hush
Spittin' our spits and twanging our twangers
AWWWWDICULOUS Christmas beats out those piff bangers
We call it the war of northern agression
And our dukes of hazard will you teach you a lesson
Our hist-ry aint' pretty but niether is yours
When after our whiskey we walk on all fours
A1 or Nutella ain't nothing like gravy
If I can't have my sister and make her my lady
Then I'll make my own gravy from scratch that'll doo
Grinded up cow feet shipped from Kalamazoo
Gravy gets poured on things good till they're great
On AWWWDICULOUS Christmas I know what I'll ate
Chorus (All)
Gravy Gravy, I love gravy,
Mmm Lemme get some of that gravy
Yes sir, nuthin like a big jar of gravy
It's finger-lickin' good