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Larp with Me

Jo Rida
Come larp with me, in the park with me,
We'll be bumpin and rollin with antiquity
Come larp with me, before it's dark with me,
With you an average battle becomes ecstasy


Did you see role models, hop on the band wagon
It's the classic fairy tale, girl gets guy, guy gets dragon
Normality is no formality
With a larp like this who needs reality

We'll be fly, ridin high, on my scwinn-turned steed
With my girl at my side, what else does a knight need
It's my game, all the dames, know my battles be insane
Girl prepare for disaster, here comes your gamemaster


Come larp with me, in the park with me,
We'll be bumpin and rollin with antiquity
Come larp with me, before it's dark with me,
With you an average battle becomes ecstasy


When the king gets greedy there will be an upheaval
Don't stop now....this shit's about to get medieval
But enough of the battle, we'll head out on the trail next
Ridin through forests on our very own grail quest

There's nothing wrong with livin in a fantasy....
Can't ya see....it's my profound decree..
And when my mom tells me that i need a law degree...
I disagree... cause soon i'll be the grand marquis


Come larp with me, in the park with me,
We'll be bumpin and rollin with antiquity
Come larp with me, before it's dark with me,
With you an average battle becomes ecstasy


Now you play the lute and i'll play the lyre
You play the mistress and i'll play the sire
We'll land at the shore in my tricked out barge
Get ready, steady, it's time to charge


Now hold up, i just saw you got hit
With a big rubber arrow from that 8 year old kid
You tried to ignore it? that just ain't right
Now please, i implore you, get out of my sight


Don't larp with me, don't embark with me,
If you place no value on sincerity
Don't larp with me, there's no spark with me
I guess a queen with virtue is a rarity


I said don't larp with me, in the park with me
I've seen your sorceress abilities
Don't larp with me, you're too dark for me
What happened to good ol' fashioned chivalry