Intro:
Dear orthodox,
I can't control my feelings,
And who hit me?
C#
I just might be
Coming round the bush
C# A#m
And my stilts, they began cracking
C#
Subsequently pushed
And I looked to see that it was she
Just some abandoned little crook like me
Adieu, adieu, and fare thee well
C#
This was the ending, please
G# A#m
Oh, whoa...
I was attached on bended knee
But I declined my leave
But who could blame
A fraction of her being?
She is cheesy, she is scrawny
With her uncanny styling
I'm teasing, she is pleasing
She just has no wit
And I'm sorry I don't have her face
And I'm probably gonna lose this race
There is no doubt she's such a mouse
With such an abstract grace
Oh, whoa...
There is no cure, I am sure
For these ten cent blues
N.C
And then she chose to dissect me
N.C
And I was casted into poverty
But I did not agree with her
She said, "Now, you've got nerve,"
^The chords in that verse sound good if you start low and build the volume up
But I don't care if I'm granted
For all these things
If I were one among this crowd
Would you call that defeat?
*The chords and strumming change a bit here
G# A#m (Right here she hammers on the B and G strings, play
with it)
In a way it's making me crazy
G# A#m
In a sense that it's making me stronger
A likely chance, and it's probably proven
G# A#m
In the end we'll all walk away
*back to previous chords and strumming
Shaking hands on the doormat
A#m
I salute you, sir
C# A#m
A stranger and a happy fit
C#
I'm glad I'm part of it
And that I saw it all
I believe the outro is the same as the intro.
Hope this was helpful. If you have any suggestions please let me know.
Dear orthodox,
I can't control my feelings,
And who hit me?
C#
I just might be
Coming round the bush
C# A#m
And my stilts, they began cracking
C#
Subsequently pushed
And I looked to see that it was she
Just some abandoned little crook like me
Adieu, adieu, and fare thee well
C#
This was the ending, please
G# A#m
Oh, whoa...
I was attached on bended knee
But I declined my leave
But who could blame
A fraction of her being?
She is cheesy, she is scrawny
With her uncanny styling
I'm teasing, she is pleasing
She just has no wit
And I'm sorry I don't have her face
And I'm probably gonna lose this race
There is no doubt she's such a mouse
With such an abstract grace
Oh, whoa...
There is no cure, I am sure
For these ten cent blues
N.C
And then she chose to dissect me
N.C
And I was casted into poverty
But I did not agree with her
She said, "Now, you've got nerve,"
^The chords in that verse sound good if you start low and build the volume up
But I don't care if I'm granted
For all these things
If I were one among this crowd
Would you call that defeat?
*The chords and strumming change a bit here
G# A#m (Right here she hammers on the B and G strings, play
with it)
In a way it's making me crazy
G# A#m
In a sense that it's making me stronger
A likely chance, and it's probably proven
G# A#m
In the end we'll all walk away
*back to previous chords and strumming
Shaking hands on the doormat
A#m
I salute you, sir
C# A#m
A stranger and a happy fit
C#
I'm glad I'm part of it
And that I saw it all
I believe the outro is the same as the intro.
Hope this was helpful. If you have any suggestions please let me know.