AG = Awesome Gorgeous' lyrics
ST = Special T's lyrics
AG:
Hey Seal, you like my club? It's made of solid oak
And I'm about to shove the fucker right down your throat
Coughin' up blood like a donation to charity
Your puny ass flippers, they don't fuckin scare me
ST:
Pulled my knife on a seal for givin me the eye
Sliced him up and made a hat from his bloody insides
Skinned his helpless carcass and made some new shoes
Then I spit on the corpse and said "Bitch, you lose."
both
Keep your eyes peeled for those motherfuckin seals
Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real
Under my heel, or the wheel of an automobile
All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal
ST:
This rap will make your mothafuckin flippers flap
We sendin' shockwaves hot enough to melt the polar caps
AG:
I ain't chillin' in the club, but I pack a fuckin bat
Homeboys, make some noise, make some seals go flat
ST:
And it goes like that..
I eat so much seal blubber I'm gettin fuckin fat
AG:
Bring your otter to the slaughter, cuz I'm sick like scat
Smack 'em up like stepdaughters, make their brains go splat
ST:
Now as much as we like to make you riot grrls furious
Killin baby seals is something we take serious
AG:
Bitches - I take pride in my work
Ever since I saw my mom in the center of a seal circle jerk
ST:
And so we make their brains squirt
Into the snow, grind em under our boots like dirt
AG:
Nobody rapes my mother but me, and sometimes Special T
I'ma turn all you cocksuckers into baby seal jerky
Both:
Keep your eyes peeled for those motherfuckin seals
Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real
Under my heel, or the wheel of an automobile
All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal
Keep your eyes peeled for those motherfuckin seals
Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real
Fryin up seal burgers, for every meal
All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal
Seal baby seal baby, baby seal
Baby baby seal baby seal seal seal
Seal baby baby seal baby baby seal
Seal seal baby baby seal baby seal
etc.
Keep your eyes peeled for those motherfuckin seals
Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real
Scrapin' their guts off my windshield
All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal
Keep your eyes peeled for those motherfuckin seals
Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real
Under my heel, or the wheel of an automobile
All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal
ST = Special T's lyrics
AG:
Hey Seal, you like my club? It's made of solid oak
And I'm about to shove the fucker right down your throat
Coughin' up blood like a donation to charity
Your puny ass flippers, they don't fuckin scare me
ST:
Pulled my knife on a seal for givin me the eye
Sliced him up and made a hat from his bloody insides
Skinned his helpless carcass and made some new shoes
Then I spit on the corpse and said "Bitch, you lose."
both
Keep your eyes peeled for those motherfuckin seals
Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real
Under my heel, or the wheel of an automobile
All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal
ST:
This rap will make your mothafuckin flippers flap
We sendin' shockwaves hot enough to melt the polar caps
AG:
I ain't chillin' in the club, but I pack a fuckin bat
Homeboys, make some noise, make some seals go flat
ST:
And it goes like that..
I eat so much seal blubber I'm gettin fuckin fat
AG:
Bring your otter to the slaughter, cuz I'm sick like scat
Smack 'em up like stepdaughters, make their brains go splat
ST:
Now as much as we like to make you riot grrls furious
Killin baby seals is something we take serious
AG:
Bitches - I take pride in my work
Ever since I saw my mom in the center of a seal circle jerk
ST:
And so we make their brains squirt
Into the snow, grind em under our boots like dirt
AG:
Nobody rapes my mother but me, and sometimes Special T
I'ma turn all you cocksuckers into baby seal jerky
Both:
Keep your eyes peeled for those motherfuckin seals
Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real
Under my heel, or the wheel of an automobile
All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal
Keep your eyes peeled for those motherfuckin seals
Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real
Fryin up seal burgers, for every meal
All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal
Seal baby seal baby, baby seal
Baby baby seal baby seal seal seal
Seal baby baby seal baby baby seal
Seal seal baby baby seal baby seal
etc.
Keep your eyes peeled for those motherfuckin seals
Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real
Scrapin' their guts off my windshield
All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal
Keep your eyes peeled for those motherfuckin seals
Cuz our job ain't finished yet, yo we keeps it real
Under my heel, or the wheel of an automobile
All I ever wanna hear is a baby seal squeal