Champs

A full-bor ripper Christmas
A dead set ripper Christmas
And a snappy New Year.

May the kids have a hoot
May the prezzies be beaut
From the big-bellied fella
In the red and white suit.

A full-bor ripper Christmas
A dead set ripper Christmas
And a snappy New Year.

Send cards through the post
Have a big Christmas roast
Then hitch up the caravan
And shoot down The Coast.

A full-bor ripper Christmas
A dead set ripper Christmas
And a snappy New Year.

Great prezzies we bring
All wrapped up with string
They're not very expensive
But they're interesting.

A full-bor ripper Christmas
A dead set ripper Christmas
And a snappy New Year.

Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin flew away
Billy Bunter did a grunter
Flying TAA.

With candles alight
And faces so bright
We'll sing lots of carols
Long into the night.

A full-bor ripper Christmas
A dead set ripper Christmas
And a snappy New Year.

We'll hang up the holly
be cheerful and jolly
and fill up our tumtums
with lolly after lolly.

A full-bor ripper Christmas
A dead set ripper Christmas
And a snappy New Year
And a snappy New Year