It was on the good ship Venus, by Christ, ya shoulda seen us
The figurehead was a whore in bed, and the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger, he was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit from one place to another
Rf:Friggin' in the riggin', friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin', there was f..k all else to do
The Captain's name was Morgan. By Christ, he’ad a gorgon
Ten times a day she choke his play on his f..kin' organ.
The first mate's name was Cooper, by Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stupor
Rf:Friggin' in the riggin'...
The second mate was Andy, by Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock for cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper, he was a f..king' negger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper
Rf:Friggin' in the riggin'...
The Captain's wife was Mabel, to f..k she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels had found 'er sexual quarters
Rf:Friggin' in the riggin'...
The figurehead was a whore in bed, and the mast, a mammoth penis
The captain of this lugger, he was a dirty bugger
He wasn't fit to shovel shit from one place to another
Rf:Friggin' in the riggin', friggin' in the riggin'
Friggin' in the riggin', there was f..k all else to do
The Captain's name was Morgan. By Christ, he’ad a gorgon
Ten times a day she choke his play on his f..kin' organ.
The first mate's name was Cooper, by Christ he was a trooper.
He jerked and jerked until he worked himself into a stupor
Rf:Friggin' in the riggin'...
The second mate was Andy, by Christ, he had a dandy
Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock for cumming in the brandy
The cabin boy was Flipper, he was a f..king' negger
He stuffed his ass with broken glass and circumcised the skipper
Rf:Friggin' in the riggin'...
The Captain's wife was Mabel, to f..k she was not able
So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits across the barroom table
The Captain had a daughter who fell in deep sea water
And by her squeals we knew the eels had found 'er sexual quarters
Rf:Friggin' in the riggin'...